If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
