If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
I never could bring a woman into my house. At first, because of the parents. Later, because of the wife
I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him