If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?
The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
