If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?
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I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
