If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"
He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house.