Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
