If you're still using Internet Explorer, you must like it nice and slow.
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
