How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!
I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful you are. I'd like to but...
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
