How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
