I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it
The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.