I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.