I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it.
You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with.
What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
