I'm an adult. I don't cry over spilt milk unless it has coffee in it.
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing
How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits.
