A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing
Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack