A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less then his wife
Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.