A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.