A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you