I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
