I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
