Instagram is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
I like to stop the microwave at 1 second left just to feel like a bomb-defuser.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
