It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
