It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens
Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name
Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
