Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

Share This Joke:

Funny One Liners

Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

is rated: 1 from: 1 votes

More One Liners jokes

It's ironically funny how axe handles are made of wood. It's like the ultimate "Fuck you" to trees.

When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic - he got up on one knee