It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes.
