Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view.