Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes