Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.