Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.