Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!
My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.