Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."