Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed
