Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
Apparently, saying "Wow, you've grown since I last saw you" isn't deemed socially acceptable when said to adults