The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka - into actions.
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
