The best curve on a girl is her smile... Naw just kiddin, look at dat ass.
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now
