Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen
