Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen
