When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.