Money talks. Mine know only 1 word "Goodbye"
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
