Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!
Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."