My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to drown a fish.