My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back