The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
