My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too
Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up