My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
