My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."
Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you