My wife's not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."
Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive
You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them