Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains
A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday