Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.