Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water
