Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Aha, I see the Fuck-Up Fairy has visited us again!
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
