Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
