Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
