Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
