So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
