Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."