Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful