Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball
