Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away
