Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Transitional age is when during a hot day you don't know what you want - ice cream or beer
S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!