Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?