That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.