That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.