The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
