The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end.