You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed
What do marriages and tornadoes have in common? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house