That moment when you have an awesome comeback but you can't say it because it would end the friendship
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'