That moment when you have an awesome comeback but you can't say it because it would end the friendship
Plenty of cry babies in here... It's like being in the same room with 10 ex-girlfriends.
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"
I heard the conversation of two fish in a tank. The first asked the second “How do you drive this thing?