That moment when you have an awesome comeback but you can't say it because it would end the friendship
If a woman falls, an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used