The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
