The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby
Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it, and he's always on time
I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for
