The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
