The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time
